The yachts on the Tyne are all mine all mine, the yachts on the Tyne are all mine. #geordieoligarch
Any player linked to NUFC by the Chronicle, I will buy. #geordieoligarch
Greggs is now free at the point of service, just like the NHS. #geordieoligarch
Behold the 100-foot sculpture of a raised middle finger I have erected off the coast at Sunderland. #geordieoligarch