At least Stalin was *trying* to oppress his people through architecture #miltonkeynes
A church! Have they not looked outside? There is no God. #miltonkeynes
You know those programs that stitch together panoramas by recognising unique features in multiple photos? They would fail in #miltonkeynes
Time and space have lost all meaning in #miltonkeynes. 1 dimension of despair and 3 of boredom are the axes I travel along now.
#miltonkeynes: like being in a coma but there's nothing doctors can do to get you out of it
I just farted. The people walking by are stopping to thank me for the sensory stimulation. #miltonkeynes