In reply to @mountain_ghosts

@jcoglan edit the source and recompile gnome-do to not do that. #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice

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In reply to @mountain_ghosts

@jcoglan easy! use markov chains to generate advice, and solve captcha to post to twitter automatically #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice

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sun glaring off laptop, but want to maximise light in room. Fix: arduino-controlled bayesian motorised blinds. #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice

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In reply to @mountain_ghosts

@jcoglan you can write a cron script to send that tweet every time your cron script fails #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice

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In reply to @mountain_ghosts

@jcoglan I am just itching to break out the #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice tag.

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In reply to @mountain_ghosts

@jcoglan maybe when you have used linux enough to be able to offer #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice, you will find a beard has already grown

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In reply to @mountain_ghosts

@jcoglan shave your moustache first, then sideburns, and beard last. #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice

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In reply to @IanMulvany

@IanMulvany I have a hashtag I use on occasions like that: #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice

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In reply to @mountain_ghosts

@jcoglan only module needed: a Turing machine which can simulate all other modules. #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice

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In reply to @mountain_ghosts

@jcoglan Turing would be all about the #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice.

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In reply to @mountain_ghosts

@jcoglan just add more classes and rules, then freely-reduce the resulting inheritance tree. #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice

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In reply to @mountain_ghosts

@jcoglan wow! That's like #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice: The Twitter Feed.

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In reply to @mountain_ghosts

@jcoglan #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice?