@jcoglan edit the source and recompile gnome-do to not do that. #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice
@jcoglan easy! use markov chains to generate advice, and solve captcha to post to twitter automatically #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice
sun glaring off laptop, but want to maximise light in room. Fix: arduino-controlled bayesian motorised blinds. #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice
@jcoglan you can write a cron script to send that tweet every time your cron script fails #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice
@jcoglan I am just itching to break out the #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice tag.
@jcoglan maybe when you have used linux enough to be able to offer #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice, you will find a beard has already grown
@jcoglan shave your moustache first, then sideburns, and beard last. #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice
@IanMulvany I have a hashtag I use on occasions like that: #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice
@jcoglan only module needed: a Turing machine which can simulate all other modules. #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice
@jcoglan Turing would be all about the #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice.
@jcoglan just add more classes and rules, then freely-reduce the resulting inheritance tree. #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice
@jcoglan wow! That's like #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice: The Twitter Feed.
@jcoglan #unhelpfulneckbeardadvice?