We might be out of the football but we're the sand castle champions Of THE WORLD!
(also: "Baldrick Buckle" is such an astoundingly British name it must be fake)
Looks like Baldrick might have won purely for not getting the horn and putting gratuitous totty on his sculpture, like basically all the other entrants
Although, kudos to the Irish entrant for protesting the prudishness of other nations (that was literally on his artist's statement) with an almighty slab of SAND HUNK