Trying to remember the name of that boxer with the posh accent and the lisp and all I can come up with is "Shemley Bemley"
Crispian Quiver
Stephen Biff
Heavyweight champion of the world, Porto Delightful
Returning to defend all three of his belts, Shawap Balapalap
Signalling for medical attention, Octavius Barmcake