humanity's working title was "Technical Debt: The Species"

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"We'll think about bloodflow later, the spec says we need massive brains"

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"No time to think about back pain now, Sales says we need huge mammaries"

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"Tell engineering they'll just have to compromise on childbirth, head office wants bipedal motion"

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"We need to cover large distances on flat ground, so just swing that big toe round to the front with the others"

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