humanity's working title was "Technical Debt: The Species"
In reply to @christianp
"We'll think about bloodflow later, the spec says we need massive brains"
In reply to @christianp
"No time to think about back pain now, Sales says we need huge mammaries"
In reply to @christianp
"Tell engineering they'll just have to compromise on childbirth, head office wants bipedal motion"
In reply to @christianp
"We need to cover large distances on flat ground, so just swing that big toe round to the front with the others"